Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Creative Writing (Non-fiction) - The Lost Watch

The following is a piece I wrote for a creative writing class I am taking. If you're an aspiring writer, I highly recommend this class. 


The Lost Watch

Back in 1990 I had a very nice black and gold Armitron watch that I bought from Sears. It featured a twisted bracelet-style band that I could just slip on. The watch was inexpensive but fancy enough for me to wear to work. As a bank teller, I was required to wear dresses and pantyhose every day. Yes, pantyhose. Casual Fridays weren’t a thing yet. As a matter of fact, a lot of things weren’t a thing yet.

For those of you who don’t know or can’t recall, let me set the scene. There was no Netflix. We watched regular network TV shows like “Cheers” and “Roseanne.” Cable television and VCR’s (old fashioned DVD players) were available to people who could afford them. But most of us had to watch shows as they aired.

There was no Pandora. We listened to a rotation of songs on the radio by artists like Milli Vanilli and MC Hammer. Sure, we could listen to CD’s that we bought from the store, but there was no music that was streaming or that could be downloaded. Those words weren’t in our vocabulary yet because there was no internet. I’ll just pause here for a moment while you absorb that...

Let me continue. There were no cell phones. No. Cell. Phones. Cordless phones for landlines had just recently become popular. I was thrilled to be able to walk around my apartment and talk without a cord pulling me back, but I couldn’t go much farther than my front porch. And I couldn’t use the phone in my car or take pictures with it.

Now that you know we were living in the Dark Ages, let me get back to the story of my watch. As I previously mentioned, the watch was easy to slip on, therefore it was easy to slip off. It must have done just that, because one day it went missing. I searched everywhere–no luck. I was so disappointed. Not only was I on a very tight budget, the unique design of the watch would make it difficult to replace.

One day I saw the landscaping guy outside mowing the lawn for the apartment complex, and I asked him if he’d seen my watch. He was this surfer dude with Wayfarers, a dark tan, and blond hair. “No, I haven’t seen it. But I’ll keep my eye out for it,” he promised.

A few days later he showed me a watch he had found. Turns out it wasn’t mine. However, I was impressed by the landscaping guy’s determination. (And green eyes. And cute butt.)

A week later I saw him in the parking lot. His blond hair was covered with a baseball cap this time. When I saw that it said U2 “Rattle and Hum” my heart did a little flutter. I loved U2. I was obsessed with Bono and Ireland and the music. And now here was this guy who was clearly a fan. Maybe it was fate.

We chatted for a while. His name was Matt and he was a very nice guy, but he was just too young for any type of romantic connection, I decided. What would he have in common with me, a 24-year-old divorced single mom?

The next time we bumped into each other was at the grocery store. I was strolling down the aisle with my little daughter in the cart (and an embarrassing bag of generic Oreos) and here comes Matt carrying a 6-pack of beer.

“Oh, hi!” We greeted each other with big smiles. “Aren’t you too young to be buying beer?” I quizzed. The legal age was 21 and he looked about 18. “No, I’m 24,” he laughed. My heart fluttered again. He was exactly my age.

After “accidentally” running into each other a few more times, Matt and I began dating. Two years later we got married. In between that time we saw a U2 concert together—from the fourth row!

Over the span of 27 years, we’ve lived a life of adventure, creating a home and raising a family, experiencing all the sunrises and sunsets that life has to offer. One constant among the chaos has been the love that we share.

These days Matt is more golfer than surfer, and I wear cozy yoga pants more often than I wear dresses. But we’re still the same two people who found each other because of a lost watch.




Creative Writing - Two Weeks in Iowa

The following is a piece I wrote for a creative writing class I am taking. If you're an aspiring writer, I highly recommend this class. 

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Two Weeks in Iowa

Chris began to question the wisdom of this trip when she looked at her phone and saw no bars. “I feel like I’m in one of those ‘Twilight Zone’ episodes Mom likes to binge watch,” she thought as her uncle’s Ford pickup bumped along the gravel road.

Spending part of the summer in Iowa sounded like an adventure when her parents first made the suggestion. She longed to get away from the city and oppressive Florida heat. She had pictured herself strolling along cobblestone streets, exploring unique shops, and dining at a cozy cafĂ©’.

Now here she was in the heart of the heartland, and all she saw was endless rows of corn and soybeans. The few towns they passed through seemed empty and uninviting. A post office. A bank. A convenience store. Nothing looked quaint or interesting.

The ride from the airport was long and Uncle Steve wasn’t much of a talker. All the windows were rolled down, allowing dust and farm smells to blow in. Although Chris had her hair up, wisps of golden brown were defiantly tickling her face. The seat beneath her was cracked and patched with duct tape. Song after twangy song played on the radio, summarizing country life with words like mud, fishing, beer, and John Deere.

Chris tapped anxiously on her phone, hoping the text she wrote would go through but cell service had been intermittent for miles.
       
       Chris to Mom: Do I have to stay the full two weeks? L
       System response: Message failed/resend

Even though she was 15 and not a little kid, she was feeling so homesick that her stomach squeezed. Pulling up her photo gallery, she browsed through pictures taken last weekend at her going-away barbecue. Her mom, Lisa, had curly hair two shades lighter than her own. Her dad, Ed, had hair two shades darker. She smiled a little realizing how much her dad and his brother (Uncle Steve) looked alike—minus her uncle’s overalls and trucker hat.

The pickup started to slow as it bounced down a long driveway toward a weather-worn 2-story house. Behind the house was a faded red barn and a tiny shed. To the left and to the right were fields. No other house was in sight. Chris felt the panic of isolation rise up. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

“Woof-woof!” A grayish dog ran up, announcing their arrival with a friendly bark. They stopped at the back of the house. Chris noticed red gingham curtains hanging cheerfully in the kitchen windows, and she could smell the fragrance of Lily of the Valley growing beneath. A pretty blue bicycle was leaning against the shed.

When Uncle Steve opened his door, the dog greeted him eagerly. “This is Jessie, our beagle,” he said with pride. Chris looked at the dog quizzically. Beagle? Then she noticed the faint outline of brown and black hidden beneath a layer of white. Jessie was clearly a very senior beagle. “She’s sweet,” Chris smiled.

As they walked up to the house, the screen door swung open and Aunt Doris welcomed them. “Christiania! You’ve grown up!” She stretched her arms wide and Chris responded with a hug. Her aunt was soft and round and smelled like Jergens lotion. “Come in, come in. I’m sure you’re starving. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Salad?”

Half-expecting Campbell’s and bagged lettuce (which she made for herself after school sometimes), Chris was pleasantly surprised to see colorful veggies on the table-- cucumbers, tomatoes, radishes, carrots--all fresh from the garden. At the stove, Aunt Doris was stirring a pot of homemade soup. The delightful smell made Chris feel dizzy with anticipation.

“After lunch we’ll drive into town and get you a pass to the local swimming pool. All the kids your age go there,” Aunt Doris promised.

“Okay!” Chris replied happily.

Beep beep. The familiar sound of an incoming text. She glanced down to see 5 full bars!

“Do you need the Wi Fi password?” asked Uncle Steve. “It’s posted on the fridge.”

Chris excitedly tapped in the code and responded to her message.

       Mom to Chris: How’s it going, sweetie?

       Chris to Mom: Great! It’s gonna be a fun two weeks. Love you! Tell Dad I said hi! J

Creative Writing - Loretta and Mick



The following is a piece I wrote for a creative writing class I am taking. If you're an aspiring writer, I highly recommend this class. 



Loretta and Mick

Dun.
Dun Na Na.
Dun Na Na.
The staccato beginning of “Back in Black” burst out of faded green speakers as the Camaro sped along Highway 17 in a race against no one. At 3:30 am, this particular stretch of the road was open and empty.
Loretta glanced over at the driver who was too busy playing drums on the steering wheel to notice ashes falling from his cigarette onto his denim jacket. She wondered how much Jack Daniels he’d had tonight. Even after four years of practice, Loretta still couldn’t get a good read on her step-father. One glance at the crumpled Budweisers littering the back seat confirmed that he had been drinking tonight. The cans weren’t there earlier when her mom had driven her to work.
It was moments like these when Loretta really wished she had her own car. Last year she had gotten her driver’s license but Mick would never let her drive his classic Forest Green Chevy Camaro. “Classic” as in 100 years old, Loretta thought wryly.
Suddenly overwhelmed by the nauseating mix of smoke, stale beer, and decades-old leather, Loretta quickly cracked her window for air. The fresh blast was a welcomed relief from the musty armpit of a car she felt trapped in.
“Hey!” Mick snarled. “It’s too cold for that bullshit. Roll the window up!”
Even though it was winter, February in Florida was not that bad. It was probably 45 or 50 degrees outside, Loretta estimated. She slowly rolled the window back up.
“Shit, there are ashes all over me now, thanks to you!” Mick complained as he tried to drive with one hand and brush his jacket with the other.
Loretta opened her mouth to set him straight but then closed it again. Why bother. She turned her head and closed her eyes.
Mick turned the stereo up another notch in defiance. Buzzing feedback crawled into Loretta’s ear and through to her back teeth. She shook her head to the side, making a futile attempt to get it out.
“Jerk,” she thought but said nothing. She looked out into the blackness of the night.
Mick rolled down his window just far enough to toss his cigarette. He reached for another.
BOOM!
A thud loud enough to be heard over the rattling stereo caused Loretta to sit up straight and grab the arm rest.
“What the hell was that?!” Mick asked. Loretta was only able to shake her head and stare at him with giant eyes.
The car continued to speed down the highway as Mick glanced at the rearview mirror. Loretta wondered when he was going to stop.
“It was probably nothing,” Mick shrugged stubbornly. ”I’m not stopping.”
Panic gave way to anger as Loretta turned toward her step-father.
“You have to go back!” she demanded, her voice cracking. He just looked at the road and ignored her, his face like stone.
“Mick! What the hell? Are you that drunk that you can’t think straight?”
“I am not drunk! I had 3 beers at the most,” Mick lied. “What do you know about it, anyway, little girl?”
Loretta felt the threat in his voice. She had overstepped her bounds.
“You have to go back,” Loretta said as calmly as she could. “Please. What if there is an injured animal or something?”
Mick reluctantly slowed the car. After it came to a complete stop, he threw the door open and jumped out. Loretta opened her side and followed. She shivered inside her polyester waitress uniform. The cold darkness seemed to swallow them both into a desolate nothingness.
 Flicking his cigarette lighter on, Mick frowned as he examined his front left tire. Loretta approached slowly, noticing what appeared to be a mass of blood and fur.
Or was that hair?




Creative Writing - The Window

The following is a piece I wrote for a creative writing class I am taking. If you're interested, I highly recommend it! 



The Window

     Lightning bites the night with a quick snarl that startles the soul. A crack of thunder vibrates against the glass pane into black velvet nothingness. Ally looks up from her math book, waiting for another flash to punctuate the dark sky.
     The phone rings. “Hello?”
     “Hey, sweetie. You okay? I’m stuck at the restaurant for another hour which I guess is a good thing since this weather is--” Click.    
     She tries calling her mom back but it goes straight to voicemail.
      “Figures, storms.” Ally shakes her head and turns the TV back on, pulling the quilted throw over her bent knees. There’s not much on at 7 pm but Ally has to finish her homework, anyway. An old sitcom plays in the background, mixing with the sound of rain, as she jots down some notes.
     BOOM! Another bright flash lights up the window through the sheer beige curtain. Ally jumps this time, her papers scattering onto the floor.
     “Geez,” she mutters, bending to pick everything up, placing it in a neat stack on the coffee table next to her.
     A small calico steps onto her lap from the other end of the couch. “Mrrrrr-ow?”
     “Yes, Clarice, I’m okay. What a night, huh?” She pets the cat between her ears to soothe her. “Where are your brothers? Probably outside getting soaked.”
      Ally gently places Clarice back in her original spot and pushes herself up to go look for the other two cats. Hannibal and Billy love hanging out on the screened-in porch, no matter the weather.
     As she approaches the back door, another crrrrraaack of lightning reverberates through the house, stopping Ally in her tracks. The electricity goes off, leaving her standing in the pitch black kitchen. A small scratching sound interrupts the steady rhythm of rain.
     Ally whips her head around in the darkness toward the sound. Screech, screech, screeeech. Her heart is pounding wildly in her chest. She never noticed how dark her house could get with no lights, no TV, not even the friendly hallway nightlight. Screech, screech, screeeech. The sound seems to be coming from the living room but it’s hard to pinpoint with the rain pattering down hard on the roof.
     “Cla-rice? Here kitty kitty,” Ally nervously calls out, her voice uneven and shaky.
     “Mrrrr-ow” Something furry rubs against Ally’s leg. She lets out a small sigh and scoops up her cat. The warm calico purrs against her chest.
     Ally slowly navigates the darkness toward the living room. Screech, screech, screech, screech, screeeeeech. The sound is becoming louder and more urgent.            
     Screech, screech, scree—BOOM! The flash lights up the entire living room. Clarice springs off of Ally and hides under a table. Ally jumps onto the couch and hides under the quilt. This latest clap of thunder was louder than the previous ones.
     After catching her breath, Ally slowly rises up onto her knees and carefully pulls the curtain aside to look out the window. The rainy darkness makes it difficult to see anything. She reluctantly draws closer to the window, cupping her hands to look out.

     Two wet faces are peering back at her.